I understand them but I have to wonder the same thing. Cairns and scout markers I understand needing to learn since they’re made with natural materials but if you’re going to be painting trail markers wtf not use clearer, universal symbolism?

YAY Houston!!! Oh wait....booooooo

I prefer Goldilocks other rule. Eat some food. Find an empty bed. Take a nap.

So, they hurt your feet, require good ergonomics, require you to stretch and move during the day, and you recommend taking sitting breaks throughout the day...

The Las Vegas Nick Papagiorgio’s

It is there for a purpose. The purpose is not to find a place to put it.

See, so do I! And to a much larger extent than my mother...

I am the same person. I loathe bug spray, but have my peace with the fact that I must live in it any time I am in a potential mosquito situation. I am a fan of the Deep Woods Off DRY spray. It sort of disappears into the skin and doesn’t leave an oily film like other sprays. It also doesn’t smell as bug spray-ish. It…

Great singers don’t need autotune, Janet Jackson needs all the autotune she can get.

By the time you get the rack, bowl and half peel it, you could easily have just cut the thing into slices with a knife. kinda lame..

No, it’s not. If 100% of the people best qualified for the cabinet are women, that’s perfectly fine.

I’ve appreciated reading other people’s mantras in the comments. Mine is “Your getting fat.” The typo is deliberate, to anger/motivate me even more.

Cool the water in your refrigerator for one hour.

I still want to see Bernie Sanders jump a turnstile, though.

My parent’s considerations:

If what she calls bra fat and what I call armpit fat are the same thing then fuck yes, let’s do this. Also, fucking armpit fat is such bullshit. I weigh the same as I did in high school but naked I look like a melted candle.

Mongo only pawn in game of life.

Amy Schumer does not need to apologize for having a great fucking year. She should make a promo where she’s taking a victory lap and she’s ......I dunno, holding two flaming dildos up as torches*

I only have this issue when I’m the farthest from a bathroom as humanly possible...but on the Brightside, I usually set a record running home!

Narcissism wouldn't be misunderstood if everyone would shut up and listen to me describe it.