And do you really want the government to decide what is art and what isn’t?  I don’t have an answer for the best way to fund museums, but I know putting a bunch of government bureacrats in charge isn’t it.

So, what you’re saying is, if I get a job offer that is half of what they know I made at my last job (which has happened to me), I can’t just respond with “Are you fucking kidding me?”

And have your kids make you one so you can wear it to the next beer festival you attend.

Um, pretty sure that Saoirse Ronan is white.

Whenever I go to Las Vegas (I stay off the strip), I take the shuttle to the car rental center and get my Uber or Lyft from there. Way cheaper and easier than dealing with that at McCarron.

The continuity error isn’t nearly as bad as the one in El Camino, where Todd gained 30 pounds in just a few days.

I didn’t eat my first meal in a Chinese restaurant until I was in my twenties. As a child, my mom would serve us that godawful Chung King chow mein out of a can, and so I always thought that I hated Chinese food.

How’s that drive to Hawaii?

Cmon! And at least 3 of the 8 episodes should have had trans protagonists. Obviously the producers are anti-LBGTQ bigots!

That this is even a question explains quite a bit about the obesity crisis in the U.S.

Ugh, my kids were preschool age when they had actual Beanie Babies as Happy Meal toys during the height of the craze. I had a stay-at-home-mom acquaintance who bragged that drove around in the western suburbs of Chicago for an entire day to get a complete set.

Those glasses were so thin, they broke if you drank out of them wrong.  I am surprised any of them still exist.

Don’t forget about the other side of the ledger.  It’s not so great if the person your dating has a good salary if they are also $200K in student loan and credit card debt.

Actually, your 14-year-old dating someone who has a child is exactly the kind of thing parents should be judgmental about. Randall and Beth don’t have the backstory about Malik that the audience has, so their WTF gut reaction to the news is entirely appropriate and understandable.

Yes, all of those are much worse than the murders that he directly or indirectly was responsible for.

If he gained 50 pounds in the couple of days between the shootout and when he meets up with Jesse again, the dude has some serious metabolic issues...

Rifle through her purse before she wakes up and look at  her driver’s license.

Also, if you are on the other side of the conversation (and not an asshole), fix the issue as soon as you notice even a hint of a struggle by the other person. “Hi, Voldemort, I don’t know if you remember me, I’m Hermione. I met you at that thing at Hogwart’s last year...”

I am at the age where I can claim to have early-onset Alzheimer’s. As a bonus, people treat me especially nice after that.

A good belly laugh. A guy was standing in a busy off-strip intersection in Las Vegas with a cardboard sign that said, “Why lie? I want beer!” It’s the only time I have ever given cash to a panhandler.