Well, I am part of that 52%, and I don’t vote based on a candidate’s genitals. —-Oops, sorry, I meant to say “gender identity”.

So any vagina is better than no vagina? I like that slogan even better.

Because “Vote for me! I have a vagina!” is not a good campaign slogan.

Wrong, wrong, wrong. The booze always goes in front, because sure as anything, your checker will be a 20-year-old who will have to call someone over the intercom to scan it. If all your other groceries are scanned by the time he notices, you end up holding up the line and getting the dirty looks from the people behind…

My mantra is “You will look like an idiot if you drop dead on the 10k course”. Works for me.

That was in high school. At Wellesley she looked like this:

I don’t believe “four times less” is proper grammar or math. It should be “75% less” or “one-fourth as much”.

Wait, I am confused. I have been told for years that a woman only makes 60% of what a man makes.

I grew up as one of 5 kids. “Extra” candy of any type is a foreign concept to me.

The actual worst time to go is right when they open on Saturday, because I found out the hard way that the sample ladies don’t go on duty for another hour. That’s half the reason I go to Costco.

I was a competitive swimmer many years. It is the only sport I am actually good at. However, I have given it up and started running instead because it is so much more efficient time-wise. When I run, I a0 put running shoes on, and b)run.When I swim, I have to drive to the pool, change clothes, swim, shower, change…

But, but, the oak trees..... How about some flaming Donald Trump promotional flyers.....

What’s wrong with letting the free market do its job as long as all these fees are disclosed up front? If you don’t want to run the risk of paying a $200 cancellation fee on a $150 ticket, don’t buy it in the first place.

The marketing should have known that not being able to drink while you are taking it is a dealbreaker. Given the choice between getting liquored up and getting only kind of horny, I know which way I am falling.

Or in this case, he didn’t do the work - amirite?

Nope. Just your typical Marquette University student. It’s the Jesuit education.

My Ken dolls were always looking for their missing junk.

They are afraid that his penchant for thrift-store clothes will catch on cost millions of low-wage garment workers their jobs.

Paul, you are from Wisconsin.

Another misuse of the term: Saying “I can’t afford it” when you really mean, “I don’t want to spend money on that”. It’s bullshit. Yes, you can “afford” to give 20 bucks to a charitable cause; you spent three times that at the club last night. If a particular expenditure is not a priority for you, just say it.