This is the most Jezebel comment of all-time. Congrats on being the ultimate victim. You win. I hope all this cis-privileged women complaining about female genital mutilation shut up and realize how good they have it. Everyone bow down to she whom is the most oppressed. Don’t let anyone cis-splain to you that the…

Because 100x more people care about football than women’s hockey?

The story makes no sense because ATT didn’t actually crater during the crash of 2008. It did drop quite a bit, but that was after significant gains starting in 2005. At the low point of the 08 crisis ATT stock was worth basically the same as it was in 2005.

Just when I thought taking pictures of your “everyday carry” couldn’t get any sadder. Just surprised this preening parent hasn’t outfitted their child with a handgun and 74 function mutli-tool yet. Who knows what dangers lurk outside the confines of your front door!

Remember, you work for a publication that did as much to trash Clinton as any other during the primary. The so-called “progressive media” is one of the major culprits of this fucking fiasco.

Actual dead babies aren’t really the target of dead baby jokes. If you don’t get that much, I’m not sure you have any understanding of comedy.

Most commentators here are female neckbeards. No man is going to be attractive enough for their superior standards.

Except the didn’t?

You’re a fucking idiot. Why would the NBA Player’s Association press release include a critical investigation of the charge against on of their members? Do you have any idea what unions do? Do you know what press releases are? I dumbfounding how you can even ask these questions.

The exact same thing could be said of Melissa McCarthy’s comic career...

She wasn’t making fun of Hill for being a man, she was making fun of him for being fat.

You’re a shitty person, at least until I get confirmation otherwise...

Billions of men run that slow as well. Should they also not have to compete with Rudisha? The fact is that she has genetic traits that are more in common with a genetic male than a female.

Everyone agrees that increased testosterone increases performance. That is not for debate. That’s exactly what every athlete who takes steriods, male or female, is trying to achieve.

Just to be clear, Katie Ledecky wouldn’t have come anywhere near the Olympics if she was competing in the men’s division. There are literally hundreds, potentially thousands, of men who can beat her times. Basically any guy swimming for a D1 team is able to. Even the badass woman would not compete in any sport that…

Neither Bolt or Phelps compete in a division that bars half of the population because they have a genetic advantage.

So anyone who identifies as a woman should be able to to compete in women’s events? Because that is a world in which genetically born women just can’t compete.

No, you a professional and should be expected to adhere to certain standards. Proofreading your work is expected and you attacking commentators for pointing it out is completely unprofessional.

A homophobic bigot with an anger problem that once had a a very minor quasi-rap hit, who is loved by white women who normally don’t listed to rap music. Here most notable cultural achievement is probably being one of the last d-list celebrities given the chance to pose nude for Playboy. Also someone who apparently…

North Carolina basically runs the ACC, there’s about as much chance of that happening as the Big 12 boycotting Texas.