For Pussy to be a complete sentence, this tweet needs a period

That’s the Twitter equivalent of selling someone’s mom to ISIS for a Chipotle gift card.

Yeah, NBA benches never get excited when their star player gets them back the lead with 2.7 seconds left in a playoff game. In fact, the history of the NBA is a history of the bench stoically watching until the final buzzer, at which time they either bow their heads deeply in defeat, or give a shallow nod to affirm…

That 7 year/$215 million deal that a 34 year-old Trout signs with the Yankees is going to be epic.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

“Fuck. So close.”

The way hate crime laws generally work is that they increase the severity of punishment of a crime where the it was motivated by a bias against a particular group.

I’m, uh, Thon Maker, rim shaker, risk taker,

The cops must have been practicing nabbing Wambachs with their T-16s back home.

That’s not how she remembers it.

how waffle

Not gonna google Furikake. Nice try Redford.

“I told you kid, ask Mr. Dolan for the refund.”

Still minding my own business reading a deadspin article like I routinely do on gawker and other websites on my phone when BAM: Miller lite pop up that I didn’t click on launches again.