But it’s totally legit to be invested in pro sports, right? Asking for my dad who threw an unopened beer at me because I said Rockies should be sellers at the trade deadline

Fuck the Yankees

What are you talking about? This tweet is terrifying.

Nothing compared to Mike Huckabee teaching his sons to continue eating while shitting.

It’s a shame the best fans in baseball have to root for such a shitty team

“Now, I haven’t passed the bar trans-am but I believe that statues regarding Anthony Clint postage are rendered mute when said seagull reprehensitive makes woeful concert with an outside eternity. Irregardless of if sad consort was done with his now ledge or other wives.”
Emmitt Smith Esq.

Spicy hot take. Handle with care.

7.6/10 on the bayless scale

You need more joy in your life.

O£¥MPI₵$, dawg

I’m pretty sure the 76ers are comfortable drafting players that will not play basketball in front of them.

Looks like he’s stalled in his development.

Zero Sense or Sensibility

Dyed and Prejudice by Emily Austen

Normally 1942-2016 is just the crowd estimate at Marlins Park

It’s deeper than this guy realizes. The short version:

This is correct.