To quote “Steel Magnolias”, the dudes playing Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse all look like they were carved out of cream cheese.

There’s a few of them started appearing on the bridge across from my work in the past few weeks. Cos nothing says ‘romance’ like a padlock clipped on to a rusty footbridge across the Clyde, three feet from a motorway bridge, in between a Gala casino and a housing estate. :|

This paragraph just gets more pathetic as the ages increase.

What I learned from that is that there’s ANOTHER UNKNOWN VERSE to the Ducktales theme song.

I don’t know about the rest of y’all, but in NYC dishwashers are only for the ballin-est of ballers. It’s not like I LIKE to wash dishes by hand, I just have no other choice.

I don’t understand how Curtis could have been the first human being to walk the length of the train.

Last year, I watched the first name of the NFL Draft because I was stuck in a hotel with crappy cable. It ended up being a great night of Schadenfreude watching Johnny Manziel not getting chosen pick after pick.

If Tituss Burgess is not the Lion, I will revolt. That would be the ONLY reason to watch.

disappeared to make furniture? That may just be the sexiest phrase in the English language.

Confession time: Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken is one of my favorite movies of all time and I don't care who knows it.

"I see London, I see France..." in pictoral form.

If Peggy Carter's dying wish is for you to be kind to everyone, then whatever else you do with your life, you damn well will be kind to everyone.

Hmm... is joke?

That was Mark Mothersbaugh you crazies, not Elvis Costello! And don't forget Batman.

ok, this is a couple of days old, but still awesome.

Shaddup, Lolo. You're a virgin who can't drive (a bobsled).

keep it together North! Love Harper

The "worst" (relatively speaking) part of that photo is the preventable sun damage. You'd think a super model would take better care in that regard. However, she still looks smoking and her face is GORGEOUS.

You know what chemical in food really scares me? That DHMO, dihydrogen monoxide. Scary stuff.