No joke, I went to high school with Autumn Fog.

Did they announce whether Louise Richardson, president of the University of St. Andrews, received a membership? A place at the R&A has traditionally been held for the head of the university, but there was obviously an issue when Richardson was appointed the first female president. She has been very vocal about how…

Take a few years off, change the bouffant to a pony tail, but keep the horses and when you see a picture of Princess Anne you are basically looking at my mom. They could basically be sisters. This means that I effing love Princess Anne, she could be a terrible person for all I care and I would still love her. Also,…

Hey! Finally BMC made Jez for a good reason!!! So proud of the mothership today.

Reminder: The Grammy's go by fiscal year rules: September-September. So this is honoring anything released between September 2013-September 2014. It's part of why the Grammy's often seem so damn stale and why the same album seems like it's being honored for years.

God.Damn.It.Ariana. Enunciate. No one call tell what you are saying.

Why do I feel like Dr. Ruth is trolling me?

I have tickets for the play she's doing in NYC right now, where she plays QEII again. I don't care if the play is any good, I just love her so much (we are both Helens, therefore we are practically twins, duh).

G&T, you are clearly a person after my own heart. Bananas and Cantaloupe are the worst. They ruin everything.

I saw an ad for "Girls" on the side of a bus the other day where someone had taken a Sharpie and written "lied about rape" with an arrow pointed at Lena. If someone took the time and effort to do that on a bus (as opposed to a stationary object like a subway ad) I can't imagine what she, and others, get on something…

Agreed! Last Christmas I slipped and slid down the stairs on my building while I was trying to leave for the airport. I had an enormous bruise on my bum for a week. It looked like Gorbachev's forehead on my ass.

I love how willing they all are to make fun of themselves. And know I can't wait for Mr. Selfridge to return stateside either!

Presumably the tool box held the wrench, so the question really is why the FUCKITY FUCK does Hilaria Baldwin need a wrench to change a lightbulb? Unless this is a chicken/egg scenario. . .

Password with Emma Thompson, Michael Cera, and Jim Parsons is still my favorite.

I haven't thought about The Pillow Book in years and years. I remember sneaking that movie with a friend circa 1996 when our Ewan obsession began. It was our porn.

Question, because I've only ever seen it in print and it's bugging me. How do you pronounce her name? Like F.K.A. Twigs? Or like Fika Twigs? (and if Fika, well played, Swedish coffee break is the best kind of coffee break. They have the pastries)

I saw the exhibition this weekend. It's fascinating. Near the end they have a great juxtaposition of royal mourning, a black satin dress of Queen Victoria's which shows off just how short she was and two dresses of Queen Alexandra's covered in purple sequins, worn during the court's mourning of Victoria. …

"Gentleman Who Fell" is one of my favorite songs. No shame.

Back in 1988, when Prince Albert was on the Monaco bobsled team (HA!) he sat next to my dad on a flight back from Calgary. They had a nice conversation and that was that. Except, we got Christmas cards from the Monaco palace for years. I know Albert just handed a pile of business cards to an assistant, but as a…

Except that he is the producer.