All you need to know about purity rings you can learn from serial adulterer and all around sin-sational guy Donald Trump, and his comically high approval rating with the morally “superior” Talibangelicals.

“His ‘straight in life’ comments appeared in FourTwoNine, in a bimonthly queer men’s magazine.”

I have another stupid celebrity story that is of little consequence but I must still get it off my chest.

This is a minor quibble but it’s really easy to introduce accents into text. The Governor of Puerto Rico’s last name is Rosselló and the Power Authority guy’s name is González. On a Mac, which I’m sure you’re all using, it’s option+e, then type the vowel for this accent. In Windows 95 it must be something like…

All together now:

Dear whiny man-flu doctor,  

This has been my working theory
Women put up with pain on the regular. Not just periods but all kinds of other stuff. Like I have a friend that got an IUD and she says it feels like an animal clawing inside her womb trying to get out(!!!??!!). But I have to ask her this - she won’t even mention it. Despite being very…

And yet they get offended by sex.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

RP English used for old-timey or downright ancient settings, such as France, Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, and Ancient Egypt, are such a fucking cliché. I find it insulting to my intelligence. The actors should be able to figure out a light (as in, not over the top comical and thick) French accent (because they’re…

Ever After effect

But why do they all have British accents, if they’re supposed to be French?

The funny part is that if the Joker were real, he’d have been given a cabinet position by now.

He’d probably still call them “Sandpeople.”

She heard it being referenced on Entertainment Tonight and realized this Bacon thing was bigger than 2 Canadian pre-teens from the suburbs.

Funny, though, how Emma’s experience is shared by so many women in nearly all industries.

I have only personally ever won Ishtars

Caribou/reindeer are one of my all time favorite animals. I even have a caribou track tattoo that goes up my back and over my shoulder.

I cannot be the only one to see the resemblance here....

So you mean The Cosby Show?