Okay, this happens to me all the time. It is annoying. But - I have found a simple fix.
Allright, so I kinda hate to be that guy defending modernist art, but have you ever seen a Pollock in person? They are fucking incredible. I mean, fucking incredible.
Air purified personal 7th heaven rapture ships, I assume. (I am not Mormon, but that is how I understand it.)
Wait, really? How often do you come across a Robertson? No, what this thing needs is a base cuttout bottle opener.
You know, some cougars can be tough, but some can be really soft and sensual. The one's who scream "cougar" aren't usually the ones to go for - try one with a nice smile, who is in shape but has enough fat to keep things supple. You may be surprised!
Ron Paul? Is that you?
Stupid comment too short rules, now it just looks like I'm replying to self.
Really? Wow, last time I was there CNN was broadcasting on most of the TVs. Although, they would black the screen occasionally, presumably when something construed as anti-china was on...
I live in a town which often has the worst air pollution in the US. So, Beijing, I feel your *hack* pain.
Cannot tell if you are troll or only joking... Why would Giz be banned in China? Are they pro-Tibetan independence?
Wait, Steve Jobs is dead?!
"Origin’s Insane New Gaming Laptops Are as Fast as They Are Pretty"
Okay, I hate to be that guy, but pedal-powered washer/dryers are awesome. Also, I was at a shop once which had a bike-powered arc welder. It was epic - two guys would pedal for 20 minutes to get a 10 second arc. When the ocean washes away our feeble power grids, and the zombies rise up from the smoking ashes of our…
So wait, because the very first generation of a transformative tech has flaws that will be solved in a few years, we should all hate them?
Wait, I cannot figure out if you are serious or trolling. So I will respond to you as if you were serious.
Wait, really? Because I'm not a Christian, and I put up lights for the holidays. And not once, ever, has anyone thought (or, as far as I know, assumed) that I was Christian because of it.
Oh god, now I want some malai kofta and garlic nan so bad...
And by Asian, are we talking Sichuan, Tamak, Bengali, Korean, Japanese, or Thai? Malay? South Chinese?
Wait, how old am I?