Interesting factoid: the first verse in the Stones’ Too Much Blood is about this dude. And the second verse is sort of about The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!

Shaving his asshole. You know, “just in case.”

That’s some good, timeless shit right there.

Feels timely...

This... this is special.

One of the most underrated comedies of the last two decades. This has nothing to do with accidental anal, but I always watch the below scene when I need a good laugh.

Ummm, whose butthole is so lose that it can be accidentally penetrated? I mean, I can see how a vigorous thrust can go astray and accidentally make sharp contact with the outer rim of a butthole, but actual penetration?

The fact that Roxy Music isn’t in yet (and likely will never be voted in) is the biggest crime in my opinion. Their first five albums are so groundbreaking, so influential, that Bowie — BOWIE! — was playing catch-up with them.

“Good manners and bad breath will get you nowhere...”

I sincerely believe it’s only a matter of time before someone takes a shot at Trump, and the would-be assassin won’t be some unstable whackjob, it will be a pro backed by one of the dark corners of our government (someone from the CIA’s Special Activities Division, perhaps). I know this sounds like a tin-foil-hat…

Boom! Raul Julia FTW!