Fare thee well, Angus MacGyver. You were the master of bleeding-heart-do-gooder machismo, from using mullet-ov cocktails to derail the plans of the evilly maniacal Murdoc, to the touching stories of you and your grandpa harry, to the sappy plots about showing “troubled youths” that they shouldn’t give up hope.

I not too long ago saw my state go 9 months past due in agreeing on a budget... so if politicians could grow the fuck up and make some compromises and not screw everyone else over because of pet projects and ideologies, that’d be great.

I wish they’d ditch the red stripe. I thought the same thing when I saw the white stripe on the slightly-tweaked Pens jersey for next season. I like the actual logo though—it’s several orders of magnitude better than the team name.

I’d rob the Lego store. I’d be disgusted with myself afterwards, cause they seem like a fine company... but I imagine the tens of thousands of dollars worth of Lego to play with would help me feel better.

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Not sure for how long, but this type of talk has been happening for quite a while now. I attended a private Christian college in central Florida around the turn of the millenium, and there was talk (and condemnation) back then about how supposedly a third of Disney park employees were gay, how Christians should be…

Man, Crosby is going all ‘Hines Ward’ with the dirty stuff this year. Doesn’t smile as much though.

“Whoever is a sinner before his Maker will be defiant toward the doctor.” - Sir. 38:15

Pretty sure I had a Lego set of that vehicle in the early 90s, though with some neon parts

Pew did a study of the area around Russia and Eastern Europe, and one of their findings was that, even though people in most countries had a negative view of their economy, and even though most people had a negative view of their quality of life, nonetheless the majority **still** supported “environmental protection…

Maybe Maher was just watching too much idubbbz, and thought “If he could do it, why not me?”

I felt bad for Ekholm... starts his shift, and 4 seconds later he’s putting it in his own net; I also didn’t think they were going to overturn that goal/offside

“Microsoft has struggled to compete with Sony’s first-party offerings and Japan-developed games, many of which are exclusive to PlayStation.”

I don’t agree with Lansra (sp?) or whoever thought it was a curse, but her thinking might have been along these lines: in their culture the concept of ‘mother’ is the most sacred thing, so for someone to just appear, apparently motherless, would make the child unnatural at best, and probably an evil/abomination.

Hey... douchebag

“we changed the rules of the universe”

Rogan had a pretty athletic build even back in the 90s when he was on (the best sitcom of that decade) NewsRadio...

Shkreli, when asked about when and how his League of Legends team would be paid, happily replied: “I assure you that the team will be paid 100% of the earnings derived ex nihilo in this competitive gaming endeavor. I never spend my own money on, well, anything, but I am very excited about the prospects for all this,…

There is a 94.8% chance that the Pat Riley bit is actually an Ultimate Warrior promo which was modified using a super computer.

Other places are reporting that the Hogan judgment forced Gawker to loan Denton 200k to avoid bankruptcy. So what’re you gonna do, brother, when someone with the power to exile your ass to Mars, and all his Muskimaniacs, runs (drives?) wild on you?