Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

The wall just got ten feet taller, you two

If part of this trial involves her having to convince the jury that she started dating Trump out of mutual attraction, I think she’s going to lose.