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I feel modern gaming is actually starting to pass me by, and I’m not that sad about it. Games as service, loot boxes, games that don’t work without a day one patch... these just make me want to play Super Mario Brothers.

I have nothin but love for this entire community. But lets be real here.

I was skeptical just by the story itself.

“The safest thing to do was to remain silent about it until actual suspects were confirmed or charges were handed out (professional reporting notwithstanding), as the entire narrative appeared to stand on shaky ground.”

“It is a simple and effective way to show the player what there tinkering with.”

As someone who grew up with Mortal Kombat, I kind of agree.... but I don’t think it’s the gore that gets to me... personally, it’s the tone & suffering that makes it unbearable.

Yeah. I don’t need to see that shit. There’s enough bad shit rattling around in my brain from real life as is.

God I must be old, but ugh, this is too violent for me. 

“Hey, why won’t white America acknowledge these injustices?”

That he’s not a completely gullible rube?  This story has red flags flying all over the damn place.

...uhuh. Pretty convenient. Person just sounds like a compulsive liar seeking attention. 

the level of PC in the world today is disturbing.  Everyone lighten the fuck up.

Chill, child.

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Oh my, that is a curious take. The defender had full control over his body. He did not have to twist himself a single bit to follow the new rule. He landed akwardly, just like many defenders before who hurt themselvelves in the process of tackling an opposing player. He could have landed on his stomach without breaking

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Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

As someone who counts MGS3 among his all time favourite games, Kojima is nowhere near as talented as the hype machine would have you believe. Even if Konami let him finish MGSV, it still would have been a nonsensical plot with incredibly dated character designs and a dumb fakeout ending. 90% of the problems with that