This ^

A few years back I picked up a 160GB PS3 on Black Friday along with Uncharted 1-3, God of War 1-3, Little Big Planet 2, Ratchet and Clank, The Resistance 3 and Killzone 3 for $400.

Eddie. Murphy.

You're telling me fish SWAM AWAY FROM YOU? Isn't that proprietary Call of Duty technology?

Fat balding mid 30s office worker too please!

Can we have a 13 year old acne ridden virgin that I can identify with next???

H= Half-Life
T= Three
C= Confirmed

So Gabe is worth 1."3" billion? That's no coincidence folks. HL3 confirmed!

'... On the content of their character'. I wish more would remember that. Thanks for reminding us.

Remember that next time the guys in a staff meeting start making comments about the women in the office. If we don't speak up against those guys, we're no better.

So he was trying to beat the game fast and accidentally beat it fast? How is that an accident?

As a large-breast-haver: Nope, with normal day-to-day use, all breasts do not always obviously move when concealed by clothing (and by clothing, I mean a good bra and a basic shirt). They will move more during fast movement or exercise, which gets uncomfortable/painful very quickly, which is why sports bras exist. A…

Dicks are normally concealed by clothing and don't make a prominent bulge,

Saying "some people were offended by this thing, others weren't" is functionally identical to saying "this thing exists"

Clearly, "Electrolux" wasn't available.

Off the top of my head, I cannot honestly think of a worse way to spend $115,000 on one car.

Those are Pete Carroll's tears...

Yup, and the lack of focus effect on anything other than objects near character, fog everywhere, what looks like extremely dumb AI straight from the 90's, extreme bare game mechanics, QTEs, small corridors, etc are all to maintain performance.

too many jiggly boob physics CPU threads at once.