Unless the game is as moving to a person as Journey was, in which case they may get 10 - 20 hours out of it.

They’re made of unicorn glitter and are going to change the world.

I wouldn’t have cared if she was black from the start, but changing it now is stupid (especially since they obviously tried really hard to get actors that look like Radcliffe and Grint for the other two). Rowling’s insistence on retconning her material to be more progressive is annoying.

I suspect you may be right. I like the aesthetic, but NOTHING I’ve seen in gameplay demos makes me eager to play it.

Why is the side mirror drooping down like it's melting?

It’s a procedurally generated game so it’s not like he’s posting cutscenes or ruining a story, so who cares? Not to mention the devs, because hey- this just serves to generate even more buzz. Also, people would have to choose to watch it, so the only people “spoiled” are those who chose to be.

Aaaand they edited the original comment, so mine makes no sense.

Ultimate diving machine? You mean I can't take my BMW snorkeling? Shit...

I want you to imagine older people, in their twilight years, driving around in some older person car, such as a Buick Lucerne, and they get this note in the mail. You know what they’re going to do? They’re going to be terrified, and they’re going to call up this place, and they’re going to buy the best possible…

LAANNNNAAAAAA

Check out this one water hack!

I was always bugged at the fact that "eyebrow guy" (I think they called him Broker) has a bunch of prosthetics, yet practically everyone else looked human.

That anusfaceperson looks extremely unhappy with their situation. As well they should, frankly.

“Human version of Bishop”

I feel the opposite. If this were GM or Ford, there wouldn't be a soul defending them as vociferously as many commenters and web sites are sticking up for Tesla. Opinions are fun!

LMAO, he’s a Brazilian guy in a UK hospital.

Aaaaaand this is why I can’t bring myself to buy these games. I love Overwatch’s art direction and desperately want to play it and love it, but I’m a 40yr old Dad with a few hours here and there to game. I just KNOW I’d suck, and be ruthlessly flamed with obscenity for sucking, and I can’t have my kids hearing all…

Okay then. Enjoy the rest of your day.

They're assholes appropriating other people's faith as a way of dodging taxes.

As a non-asshole Christian, I just wanted to point out that WBC isn’t even really a church- they’re all lawyers, and their scam to get paid is to be as vulgar and insulting as possible, then sue the people who lash out at them.