Other automakers aren’t dumb enough to put beta software into the hands of a public grossly incapable of handling the responsibility, then calling it “autopilot”, which regardless of how many disclaimers you add, makes it sound like something it isn't.

Funny- I’m installing my 1070 Gaming X tonight.

You must have a bad mod in there, or HDD issues.

There’s haptic feedback (like an Android phone), and it’s designed to ignore quick pokes or brushes (to avoid false positives). You rest your fingertip on it for half a second, and it activates. Simple.

So help me understand: How is resting your finger on a red or blue arrow icon any different than pressing or holding a red or blue arrow button?

“But sadly, little Billy’s Dad never received his Model X, for while on the way, the transport truck was struck by a Model S on autopilot at 80mph.

Almost as irresponsible as putting Beta software into a deadly missile made of steel and glass. I have no sympathy for the idiots who kill themselves with their overpriced car, but I feel terrible for the inevitable uninvolved victim that gets wiped out by some asshole reading a book while Lord Elon's Eternal Spirit…

Damn, VW's Dieselgate fix is a lot more drastic than I expected it to be.

You had a shitty salesperson explaining it to you.

Exactly what I was going to write.

This man drove his go kart on the highway- You won't BELIEVE what happened next!

You literally just described the reason I didn’t play this or Destiny. Your description is EXACTLY how I imagined playing these games would be, and it sounds horrible.

Potentially confusing “Marketing names” have no place in a 4,000lb ball of steel and glass hurtling down the road at 65mph. It’s one thing to call a child’s toy “invisible ink” even though you can still kind of see it, but quite another to call a feature “Autopilot” when it still requires input from a driver in…

Agreed. I thought the opening of the Press Release was pretty gross.

The article uses words like “erotica”, “arousing”, “kink” and “sexual” dozens of times.

Right there with ya, buddy.

“Tax cut! Tax cut! Tax cut!”

Apparently the answer IS always Miata.

With a decent subwoofer, Thermal Imploders shake the whole damn house. It's my favorite part.

SPOILER ALERT!