SPOILER ALERT!

Excellent use of gif.

Yup. Not to mention having an established distribution network, experience sending out codes, a well staffed customer service center, etc.

Exactly.

Big games have delays all the time. But the level of incompetence on display with Mighty No 9 is on a whole different level. If I'd been waiting 3 years, I'd be furious.

People can talk shit about “evil big corporations” all they like, but this is why I prefer to purchase my games from large studios and publishers like EA, Activision, etc. I give them money, they give me product. End of transaction.

This is very important, and I hope you take the time to really think it through. Because the asshole who shot up Pulse would not have been stopped by any proposed law. Here’s why:

Thoughts on PC “upgrade”:

Actually you have that backward. Anyone else it would be "Stupid shit like this is why GM should have been left to go bankrupt, what moron approved this?!", but with Tesla it's "OMG, Lord Elon Stark and his gloriously awesome windshield are showing the Big 3 how it's done!"

Except Tesla will immediately know you've done so, and based on recent history, remotely downgrade your firmware and then probably ban you from buying another one.

Things like this happen to women every day all over the world, yet we’re not allowed to talk about it because doing so is “racist”. Asking for people coming from Muslim countries (where these “honor killings” are all too prevalent) to be properly vetted is “racist”. So we all hush, and focus on dumb shit, and it gets…

I’m sure they can send an OTA update to fix the peeling carpet and failed door handles, too.

There’s something special about the way the N64 handled blending pixels when scaling textures or sprites.

That’s not a banana spider. Everyone calls them that because of the yellow, but it’s actually a golden silk spider. Not bitey toward people and generally useful.

Oh man, the Baron’s wife.

I know that feeling.

364 hours into any RPG, I start to grow tired of my loot collection and sell shit off.

Shit, and I JUST sold that a few days ago. Dammit...

Oof. I played it on 3DO, and it was like watching FMV on an etch-a-sketch.

I wonder how clean of a source file they got their hands on. Because on 3DO and SCD, the video in this game was compressed to oblivion and back.