The bulge in my pants after looking at the burlesque dancer photo, however, is 100% real.

I’m sure they can send an OTA update to fix the peeling carpet and failed door handles, too.

There’s something special about the way the N64 handled blending pixels when scaling textures or sprites.

That’s not a banana spider. Everyone calls them that because of the yellow, but it’s actually a golden silk spider. Not bitey toward people and generally useful.

Oh man, the Baron’s wife.

I know that feeling.

364 hours into any RPG, I start to grow tired of my loot collection and sell shit off.

Shit, and I JUST sold that a few days ago. Dammit...

Oof. I played it on 3DO, and it was like watching FMV on an etch-a-sketch.

I wonder how clean of a source file they got their hands on. Because on 3DO and SCD, the video in this game was compressed to oblivion and back.

Because then they wouldn't feel like cool movie experts and studio insiders instead of random douches commenting on an internet forum.

This takes me back to watching my kids play with fake kitchens and power tools. It’s like “My First PC Mods”.

Beat me to it. Damn.

What a tit.

I needed to borrow a friend’s USB cord to charge my cigarette, but he was using it to charge his book.

You say things like “edutainment” in conversation, don't you?

Not all jokes land.

It broke the flow of reading every time it popped up. Can't help it.

The frothing Tesla fans want it both ways, though.