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Already beat it once pre patch, and playing again now.

Someone finally got the joke. Bunch of savages in this thread.

Hillary’s people started the birther movement, FYI. I’m sure you probably already know that too, but choose to ignore it because GO TEAM.

How much does Tesla pay you guys to be a PR arm that actively shits on anyone who dares speak ill of Lord Elon and The Greatest Car Company Ever?

So two guys are discussing a car that doesn’t exist yet.

It’s like a genetically engineered combination of Adam Savage with a British accent and a flaccid penis. I question if I'll even be capable of enjoying the program with this knob on the screen.

I have the R4 bundle with Jogcon controller. I don’t know why I saved it when I purged my collection, but there it sits. I can’t even figure out what it’s worth, since US versions rarely show up on eBay.

Is it me, or does this dude look like Bruce Campbell and Matt LeBlanc's love child? Either way, awesome story.

You’re too sensitive. I played the entire game and never once took notice of the brand of technology they were using.

...and have to rely on a company with ZERO experience handling customers on a large scale, which may end up being a nightmare.

As much as I really (seriously) love boobs, I have to agree.

Yep.

I lol’d

Is it hard work being this angry and condescending all the time, or do you just fill your underwear with fire ants each morning to make it come naturally?

Oh no, I have less than half a brain because I referred to a group of people as “gamers”.

And gaming websites too. Don't forget them.

I remember, years ago, when simply the sight of a nipple could produce an erection capable of shattering diamonds into a fine powder. After 20 years of Internet, though, unless there’s a donkey, a midget and a transsexual involved, I’m like “eh...”.

You obviously have no idea how gamers work.

“There’s an entire Wiki dedicated to explaining the requirements for bringing your girlfriend to orgasm.”

Yes, by all means, buy a PS4 if you struggle to afford PC upgrades. Then buy a PS4 NEO two years later for another $400. Then PS VR for another $300, and then you’ve spent as much as a good gaming PC.