So now that Nintendo has made it clear her release is a result of employment policy and not the accusations leveled against her by the Internet, will you remove this story? Or will you let it stand with a lame ass “update” inserted underneath the scandalous (and incorrect) lede?

Because this, unlike the Fiat, doesn’t look like a fetid bucket of assholes.

I can’t stop laughing at how many raging liberals are now complaining about boobs and butts more than the Christians they used to mock for doing so.

Headline: “NOT A PHOTO”

Glad I could impress you.

They don’t need unions, they need to contact a labor attorney. Laws have been created to stop these kinds of things.

Big Boss was in the game and spoke, so... No

Not to mention Sutherland phoned it in. Listening to just about any dialogue from that game, I can picture him reading it off a page while sitting in a chair, cup of coffee propped on his knee.

That was SO DUMB.

Huh. Well then a lot of articles do a poor job explaining it. Even the phrase “crunch time” traditionally refers to the period near the end, where you double down and bust ass.

Crunch is real life.

Shooting women in the face: Totally cool.

Because it’s TOTALLY not a thing to shit on something that’s popular, right?

Ooh, hot take. How original.

That’s like not buying a new graphics bars because you’re afraid the next one will be better. Just do it.

Or, it is.

It’s almost as if, despite the constant brainwashing and stereotyping by Gawker, certain groups (like say...the NFL, Conservatives, and Christians) are actually made up of normal people and often do great things!

“We are so sorry for having fully dressed women dancers whose outfits would be acceptable on ABC Family at any hour of the day at our recent event. We are ashamed of subjecting you to this horrible, offensive sight, and it will never happen again.

Sounds to me (especially with the comparison to mobile) that they’re both trying to get out of the 7-8 year cycle and go to a shorter turn time and more evolutionary improvement cycle.