The original game was just *splat*, and a little pixelated spine. Some of these new ones are 10 seconds of torture porn, complete with hysterical wailing, gagging and crying. The one where Jax rips the top of their head back at the jawline, then snuffs out a lit cigar in their jiggling windpipe is particularly…

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You know what’s odd? I’m old enough to have come full circle on this. I was a teenager playing the original MK in arcades, and couldn’t believe how old people were shocked at the violence and Hillary Clinton wanted Congress to ban violent videogames. Now I’m an old guy, and I’m shocked at how ridiculously violent the…

No. I’m pointing out the hypocrisy and counterproductive nature of calling for equality and ending discrimination, while simultaneously drawing distinctions between yourself and other people based on your race, religion, or sexual preference.

See that’s the thing- most people dojust see Moxxi or Vault Dweller. But continuing to make #BLACKcosplay a thing (like this post on Kotaku is), we focus on race instead of the quality of the cosplay, which is absurd.

That and knowing when to turn?

When are people going to stop supporting these scams?

It says a lot about the state of the current gen gaming library that people are THIS excited about being able to play a game (with no enhancements) that’s been in the $10 Gamestop bin for 3 years now.

People who keep desperately hoping this show will be a carbon copy of the original are going to be sorely disappointed, just like they were with TG USA. It was a fine show, but since the chemistry and jokes were a bit different than TG UK, everyone hated it.

LeBlanc will probably be great, but he’s not going to be…

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The fact it has a Tesla badge on the front doesn't automatically grant it the ability to redefine the cost of building a car.

"I just don’t see how they can offer something that performs at this level..."

Self indexing windows have been a thing on coupes forever. Corvette, Mercedes, BMW... basically any car without an upper door frame will crack the window a smidge to allow the glass to clear the roof molding so the door can open.

The 2016 models are very fun to drive, handle better than you’d expect for FWD, snappy off the line, and loaded with tech. They look sexy as hell, have a phenomenal interior, and if your commute is within 40 miles you hardly ever need gas.

It was an example, and the point was Gawker polishing Tesla’s nads at every turn.

You mean like Musk groveled for DoE loans that he used to keep the company from failing when they were bleeding cash and employees were leaving in droves?

Maybe the Tesla event was running late because they had to douse the flaming wreckage of a car that self immolated while plugged in to a supercharger?

Their coverage of Tesla has been hysterically sycophantic, to the point of embarrassment. Do I enjoy pointing out their flagrant biases and hypocrisy? Yes I do. So sue me.

Meanwhile, if this had been Mary Barra, you’d write an article about what a bunch of out of touch shitheads GM are and how stupid they are for alienating potential customers. Then Reddit would make the story go viral, and GM would be inundated with Twitter and email harassment until they kowtowed and gave the guy a…

Slight nitpick:

Agreed, it’s absurd. Right up there with “hacks”, which are normally just advice.