But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

Am I old? Who are these people?

The problem is that you would marry the guy who trolled Ted Cruz. But you’d have to be married to the guy who wrote the last two Hangover movies.

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Hey! Someone should probably let you know that condoms are not 100% effective at preventing transmission of this one. I’m so fucking tired of the “you got an STD from someone who lied or didnt disclose? YOUR FAULT”

Condoms don’t prevent herpes from transmitting from one person to another because it is spread by skin contact, not fluid contact, and not all of someone’s junk is covered by a condom

“very treatable, and once on Valtrex, the vast majority of people with the disease have extremely rare outbreaks or even none at all after contracting it.:

Considering I know a lot of people who feel herpes is about as bad as it gets, it kinda is. One of them found out her good friend got them from her husband who left her for another woman after a year or so long affair. She not only lacked sympathy for this friend, she acted as though she was going to catch it by even…

I was also thinking of how in the 1990s, I had to do a project for religion class (Catholic school) about keeping your faith in trying circumstances. A friend’s mom hooked us up with her friend who was HIV positive. It was 1993, I was 16. We did our research (and this was before google), went to his house, sat on his…

When I was little, a friend of my parents came to stay with us at our apartment. He’s very well-known in the art world, so his presence didn’t go unnoticed. He’s also HIV positive, which is less well-known. In any event, someone in the building was aware of his health status and apparently went all pearl-clutching…

Jenny says

I think it’s also about leaving baby-mama alone at the time when she most needs the help. And you (figurative you, I’m not assuming that you specifically have done this) can say you’re still going to help, be there, etc. but the feelings run so high that it gets in the way of that, and she’s extra alone at that time.…