Because the genie is being detained in Gitmo. Come on. Somebody with those powers from that region was never going to be allowed back into the real world.

I guess John McEnroe’s prediction that “YOU CANNOT BEAT SYRIANS” was wrong

I honestly wonder how much of ESPN’s recent actions against Jemele Hill are partially motivated by ESPN trying to undercut the MESPN/too liberal narrative that some anti-ESPN conservative outlets (Clay Travis, FS1) are pushing.

This would never be allowed in real cockfighting.

I umpired little league when I was in HS. I hated it. Especially when I had to ump my brother’s games. My brother would stand there in the box while I called strikes on pitches that were pretty much perfect balls and vice versa to fuck with him.

Sidenote: Drone Force 2? Seriously? Fuck outta here, CBS2

And you can feel free to correct those writing said legislation, that is fine. But here I think it’s an unnecessary thing to point out.

Sure, and any legislation should use the proper terms. But if a Lifehacker article misuses them I don’t think it’s a noteworthy event.

Not without sticking a dick in it first they don’t.

This is certainly true... but what we often seem to lose sight of is that doing something and failing (or not fully succeeding) doesn’t actually have the same moral and ethical weight as choosing to do nothing... and it certainly doesn’t have the same moral and ethical weight as actively working in the other…

True, but there’s no reason to make this kind of thing easier.

Little know fact, back in the 1960s and 70s, men actually had tiny turkey brains so any time they showered there was always a risk that they would look up at the showerhead and open their mouths, thereby drowning in the process. Because women were too smart to do this, it was actually imperative they every man had a…

To whit “right form the diaphragm is a great band name...” is also a great band name. The t-shirts would be so meta.

Never mind me. I’m just being a dick today. I absolutely agree that the Kings have assembled a young roster worth watching get beat by 40 when they play the Warriors or Thunder.

It’s not that. Donovan doesn’t have anything against Green for his selection. That’s entirely Klinsmann’s doing.

Re: the Freddy Adu comparisons, how do we know that Julian Green isn’t already 37 years old? From the picture in the lead, it’s clear to me that dear old Julien is balding - don’t lie to me with that hair on top, your hairline is fading faster than LeBron’s! Also, I’ve got a conspiracy for you - Freddy Adu, Julian…

+1 for the obviously made up name of Mirko Dickhaut (goes back to giggling uncontrollably)

His barber is at the top of that list.

Interesting choice of players. Lot of hustle in that group. Great football IQ. Very gritty.