It’s about creating brand recognition. Make sure people have heard the name of your brand so much it’s etched itself into their brains. Then if they ever need your product, they're more likely to buy the brand they recognise than the competitor they've never heard of. It works but it takes time. 

Is he still claiming to be native american?

So it is. I guess I’m not very good at flags. This is Liberia 🇱🇷

Pretty sure the american constitution says subsidies for anything but oil production is communist

So is Natali Maldonado a big fan of Liberia or just not very good at flags?

If two people are playing hide-and-seek, and one of them conceals the other, they've missed a few key points of the game

That was part of her self-help, lifestyle guru schtick. She used to not give a rat’s ass about helping people, not even fake help like Dr Phil and Dr Oz peddle. Oprah used to care more about ratings than Trump. Then she met Dr Phil and realised you can get even better ratings from dispensing bite-sized life advice,…

Doctors wear face masks during surgery so that their mouth germs won’t get into the patient’s open wound. Not to protect themselves from airborne viruses. If they’re dealing with patients with certain dangerous contagious diseases, they wear filter mask or respirators so that they won’t get sick. A simple face mask…

I haven’t watched Oprah since she started to clean up her act and focus on wellness crap. I’m guessing she’ll conveniently leave out or edit many episodes. I tried to find lists of her worst episodes, which I didn’t think would be hard as internet loves listicles, but they’re buried deep, deep down in the search…

All of them? Even the ones she did at the beginning of her career? She used to be the queen of trash tv, the inspiration for all those other trashy shows like Ricky Lake, Jenny Jones, Jerry Springer, et al. She had on white supremacists, relatives of serial killers, people with various physical and mental health…

He's only 67? 

Hank Azaria does like 98% of the voices on Simpsons. He's super wealthy. He doesn't need the Simpsons, but the Simpsons need him. 

He'd have to snort his KFC

I know it’s just hypothetical, but I immediately felt bad for the poor bastards that had to clean the hospital room after Trump was gooeyfied 

In New York, you can get (cosmetic) facials made from babies' foreskins https://www.huffpost.com/entry/penis-facial_n_5b02df5be4b0463cdba4a6fa?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAFsFEpOZpcpZ-Zw_TQ0VekC_VhKRHvIdBERj9kaz5C4zaVC8gEKC32IrRfLRtg5p8WvZ9hXLxVnNAKTzTFVwT0HLRAne5jpK…

I think I'll build a few bridges

Thunberg's message is "listen to the scientists". He'll have to make a few tweaks to her message if he wants his granddaughter to be the Gun-Greta

Because that's what the founding fathers would have wanted