Junior's book tour didn't go as planned, no beard in the world can hide the fact that he doesn't have a chin (although he does have a double chin. Not sure how that works. How do you double something that doesn't exist?) so he cheers himself up by killing something with the same body type, manners and verbal skills as…

“but he doesn’t know where everybody elses hands have been”

So just because someone else can do more, you’re not going to do your part? Yeah... no. That's not how it works, mate. We all have to do our part. Big or small, whatever we can 

No. Kinja is broken and for every problem they fix, they add five more. No one likes autoplay videos, but they're not going away. The best you can do is to find an app or a browser extension that blocks them

Yes. There’s a mom at my son’s daycare who does botox and fillers, she looks ridiculous. Especially next to us “norms” with our wrinkles and under eye bags. I think she no longer sees that, only what else she can do to her face. Botox makes your skin look shiny and taut, fillers make you look puffy, but the changes…

This is why america needs another revolution, but french style this time. 

I lucked out and found one that fit me perfectly on the first buy. I used a guide on the internet that took things like how much you bleed into account, if you’ve given vaginal birth, etc. It did not even mention tilt of the uterus. Anyway, this woman with a uterus so tilted experienced IVF docs comment on it, has…

I have an extreme tilt, every time I've had an ultrasound the doctor/tech has commented on it, and I've had IVF so I've done about a billion ultrasounds. Never had a problem with my mentrual cup. It was uncomfortable when it was new, but after that it was the best thing ever for periods! 

There was a case with a man that travelled fro Asia to Europe and infected 11 people on the way, he was considered extremely contagious. One fanatic won't be able to do much damage

Did she infect anyone though? 

In Mexico, for instance

I wish they would allow comments on her videos

My neighbour hates trees and flowering shrubs because they attract insects. She made a huge stink when the co-op banned her from using bug spray in the flower beds and has cut down trees and shrubs without asking first (because the board would've tell told her hell no) The only conversation I want with her is to hear…

Such a bizarre bug

OT but the hell is going on with Kinja this time? I clicked on an image in the greys, and I was brought to the top comment and can’t scroll up or down (android + chrome). How do you even program that?! I bet if you asked a webdesigner to do that on purpose for whatever reason they couldn’t.

They’re not spicy or anything like that, they won’t burn your tongue. It’s a salty, intense umami flavour and you should only use a little of it to get the best effect. I would not put anchovies in chili as you suggested above, as the chili is too dominant. Instead, make an omelette with maybe 1/4 of an anchovy per…

If you’ve never eaten anchovies before, tread very, very lightly. They have a LOT of flavour. Spaghetti Puttanesca is a classic, but use half the amount the recipe says the first time you make it

Boogeymen are scary. I have a REALLY hard time believing anyone has ever felt as threatened by Megan Mccain as they have by AOC... 

Exactly, you have to already be angry to fight when you’re drunk. And you have to already be a racist/misogynist/whatever to go on hateful rants when you’re drunk. Alcohol doesn’t fundamentally change people, it just brings out what has always been there. Some people are happy drunks.