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Heywood U Cuddleme
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They have a very, very low opinion of other people. However rotten they are on the inside, they believe everyone else is worse and just hiding it. So to keep the world from going to absolute shit, they HAVE to be in charge and control all the immoral, violent pervs out there

Total wanker

He’s also complaining that his 12-year-old son got a boner. From what I (female) understand, he’s going to be very, very busy the next ten years or so if he’s going to sue everyone and everything that gets his son a boner

An armchair psychologist would say she sounds like someone who had a bad experience, blames herself for it and projects that blame on to others as a defence mechanism so that the self-blame won’t destroy her

The dress looks brown on my phone

But the writers are churning out tons of videos that are on autoplay. I hate those, if you're listening to something on your phone and browsing a gizmedia site, those videos interrupt my audio player. And they're just annoying. The comments are disabled on the videos, probably because they know everyone would tell the

So what skeletons does he have in his closet? Someone this obsessed with policing others must be hiding some really shameful secrets

Horror version of Gilligan’s Island. Who would be the first to suggest they kill and eat someone? Which of the passenger will be the last one left? Will they self-cannibalize like that short story by Stephen King about a surgeon stuck on a deserted island?

Cut down Trump and replace him with a tree.

My guess is that the house mother wants to stir things up to get attention. She replied to a tweet by Deadline Hollywood about Jameel being the MC and said she auditioned for that. Jameel replied trying to clear things up by explaining she’s a host, not MC, but the house mother person changed her story and now claims

Because people said she would be the MC and she's not

They should hire that last tweeter, reality shows thrive on drama, and with her they probably wouldn’t even have to resort to creative editing for that

Who knew badgers had such cute butts?

Trump is a rube. He’s a churl, an oaf, a vulgar bully who spent his life vying to be one of the upper crust of NY’s richest and most cultivated old families and somehow managed to learn NOTHING about class and manners. I've scraped things off the bottom of my shoes with more class than him, and his followers. 

Whirlwind marriage at a young age, drugs, affiliation with questionable religious group, hypochondria with iffy diagnoses, it’s like he's playing celebrity trainwreck-bingo

Silver tarnish comes from contact with sulfur-containing compounds, particularly hydrogen sulfide. 

Geezy