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I miss Nicole Kidman’s 80s hair. I’m sure it was a nightmare to style and manage, but it just makes me happy to look at it!

It happens to every larger organisation. People send fake invoices and keep their fingers crossed. The larger the org, the further away the administrators are from whoever could have ordered whatever the invoice was for so sometimes they just pay it because they don’t have the time to check and double check

The snow obv. proves that global warming is fake and that all scientists are liars who are only in it for the money. The fact that there was no snow on that day is a liberal lie. Fake news, they always do that

I know that one, I used to pay bills for a government agency. Because the process to get anything approved is so ridiculously rigorous, once the bill arrives, people assume it’s ok. There are usually at least two or three people that look at the invoice before it’s paid, but they trust the other to have checked it and

Great, but maybe start small and work yourself up to the presidency? As a bureaucrat, I can tell you it looks A LOT different from the inside than the outside. Learn the ropes, learn all the billion rules, get comfortable navigating the system, then go for gold.

I read, what I thought was, a very interesting suggestion re the olympics: build one dedicated olympic town. The author suggested maybe Canada or Japan, somewhere that can have both summer and winter olympics. Build a town from scratch with arenas, pools, golf courses, hotels, airport and whatever else the olympics

Since they all mooch live off the money she pulls in, I doubt anyone dares to say no to her. 

He was arrested with meth, he can no longer pick and chose which projects to be involved in. 

Thank you!

Does the house have a room with calm, soothing, monochrome greys, off-white and taupe, natural fabrics and solid wood for the family to hide in when they get sensory overload? 

Different societies have different gender norms, stereotypes, expectations, taboos, etc. Something that’s considered typically masculine in one place can be seen as typically feminine in another. Or during another time in history. A society develops ideas about what is considered feminine and masculine, as well as

I loved the skirt over pants trend. We get long, cold winters and teen fashion is not very warm. The year you could wear skirts over pants was the only winter I didn't freeze my butt off

Why do you assume I’ve never heard of the Watusi?

Wednesday is awesome. SHS is 100% un-awesome

The Kardashians would probably go insane from the shock if they saw me naked and I look pretty ok for a middle-aged mom

Who decided that a flat stomach is the highest achievement in life? Everything else is supposed to bulge and protrude, hips, tits, ass, lips, cheeks, but god forbid your stomach has a slight curve

105. That might happen. Neat!

They’re only against unnecessary technology. If there is something you can do yourself or use technology to do, they’ll eschew technology and do it themselves. But they’re not against modern medicine, like christian scientists, they accept pacemakers and such. I read about another genetic condition that caused