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She's 18. Most 18-year-olds are fed by their parents and the school cafeteria staff

The AP Style Guide should be updated to say that bloggers must always specify which Michelle Williams they’re writing about

Which Michelle Williams, the Destiny's Child one or the Dawson's Creek one? 

No. Even if you’re not vaccinated, you only need a pap smear every 3-5 years. The type of cancer they’re screening you for is slow growing. Years before it even develops into cancer, the cells start to look wonky under a microscope. And even if you have wonky cells, most of them never develop into cancer, but they’re

They are completely unnecessary. Serves no purpose at all except cause anxiety, waste time and make it difficult for people with real problems to get a doctor’s appointment

I suspect a lot of their knowledge comes from “documentaries” from the same people that brought us Ancient Aliens*

Zealot has been on my reading list since before it was even published, but between work, commute and a crippling phone addiction I haven't got around to it. But I have at least bought it and bumped his sales and royalties! 

How much do any of these dilholes actually know about the crusades?

Sanna Marin, Finlands’ new Prime Minister

It is a shame that the top comment is making false claims about Tom Hanks, and unfounded claims about Michelle Williams and Busy Philips, but they’re dismissing all replies that try to set them straight. For the record, the directors he listed were “Nora and Penny, Mari of late. There’s Steven and Ron, Paul, Bob, the

Find some statistics about many babies die say within a month of birth because of birth defects. Learn the names of a few conditions and find out the cost of keeping a dying baby artificially alive. Confront these assholes with how brutal real life can be

People aren’t terminating pregnancies because of imperfections. The three I know did it because two of the babies had chromosomal abnormalities and several serious birth defect and the third had an untreatable heart condition that would mean death within moments of being born. These three pregnancies were very wanted

More stories like this. One thing I’ve noticed in the abortion debate is that people often bring out “rape, incest or the mother’s life being in danger” as the holy trifecta of reasons anyone should condone abortion. Fetal abnormalities are almost always missing, but they are the reason behind the vast majority of

People always thinks everyone is like them. Conservatives think everyone is a two-faced hypocrite that says one thing and does another, because that’s what they’re like. Sweet, kind people think there's good in everyone. Cheaters think everyone cheats and liars assume everyone lies. I guess we know what kind of person

But when he inevitably gets acquitted, won’t that just fuel his delusions that he’s invincible and his persecution complex? He already has delusions of grandeur, I worry he'll go full blown Messiah-complex after this. 

Since the latest Kinja-update, the “Pending” link won’t show if there are only grey comments unless you click “start the discussion”. If someone brings a comment out of the greys, or an un-grey person comments, the “Pending”-link will appear.

Plane crashes are like a minute or so of panic and then death. I want them in a prison hospice with nothing to watch but CNN, with journalists, politicians, etc lamenting what an absolute nightmare it has been to clean up the mess the Trumps left. Everything from international diplomats saying there are now signs

What the f*** did I do to deserve this?!