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I use a journaling app. I’m never without my phone anyway, and as soon as I have an urgent thought, I write it down in my app. If I wait too long, the thought disappears or I don’t remember it exactly as I wanted to write it down. Most entries are short, almost like tweets. Some days have a dozen or more entries, then

It’s additional training. Not the only training. After they get their license, they chose a field and learn the ropes. It’s how nurses, and indeed many professions, work.

They are licenced nurses. I don’t know about Ms. Cheekimplants above, but “cosmetic nurses” are licensed, registered nurses that do minor procedures you don’t need an MD for, like fillers, botox, chemical peels, etc. From what the internet tells me it’s a very popular career path for nurses, I assume because it’s

RNs with extra training in giving botox and filler injections. Some are surgical nurses who’ve worked with plastic surgeons. Not an actual specialty, but it’s a thing. 

No, I googled it. They’re usually RNs with extra training in giving botox and filler injections. So she very well might be an actual nurse

If you want to be generous, you can see them as serving a purpose of being the target of people’s scorn and dislike. It unites people, which is good. And they get people talking about consumerism, extreme wealth, appearance, values, etc. Also good. Their fucked up relationships might make someone take a long hard look

There are much, much worse photos of her, involving stockings and a riding crop. She might dress like a conservative school marm now, but she had a whole different look when she tried to become a model. 

I’m not categorically against face tattoos, but I really hope this is just a sharpie doodle

Ick. I also found some really disturbing photos of underage Ivanka for Elite Models. They did a good job of scrubbing the internet of those photos, but not great. You can still find them via google

Maybe she thought it would be exotic to date a “norm”? Like in the Pulp-song

I’m not even sure what the argument would be about. What exactly could MO even be pissed about in that scenario?

Has he seen Simone Biles’s muscles? Her routines? 

How about calmly handing out the bills one by one, putting them directly in the hands of those that need them, instead of making people fight and shove each other, displaying their desperation for this dude to film? But then he would have to be on the same level as them, look them in the eyes and hear their gratitude

As long as new children are born, Peppa Pig will continue. The only thing that could cancel Peppa Pig is some kind of Children of Men-scenario

So part of their job training is to learn how to minimise sexual assault. Not "IF it happens, do this" but "WHEN it happens". Lovely

A beautiful and fit Goofy seems... wrong

Mission Impossible: paying the medical bills after his hernia surgery

That looks like something Ivanka would wear