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I’m not even sure what the argument would be about. What exactly could MO even be pissed about in that scenario?

Has he seen Simone Biles’s muscles? Her routines? 

How about calmly handing out the bills one by one, putting them directly in the hands of those that need them, instead of making people fight and shove each other, displaying their desperation for this dude to film? But then he would have to be on the same level as them, look them in the eyes and hear their gratitude

As long as new children are born, Peppa Pig will continue. The only thing that could cancel Peppa Pig is some kind of Children of Men-scenario

Even on this side of the atlantic, recycling doesn’t reset the environmental impact to zero. It’s always better to not use any unnecessary packaging in the first place

So part of their job training is to learn how to minimise sexual assault. Not "IF it happens, do this" but "WHEN it happens". Lovely

A beautiful and fit Goofy seems... wrong

Mission Impossible: paying the medical bills after his hernia surgery

That looks like something Ivanka would wear 

Those people have so little self awareness they probably don’t recognise themselves in a mirror

The title of Don Jr’s book is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy 

You don’t think they were? Their excuse is about as transparent as "the dog ate my homework", and I love it! 

They’ve remained friends and own property together. The Duchess of York is also the most financially incompetent person on the planet and has found herself millions of pounds in debt, several times. Epstein bailed her out at least once, so...

Having to get a real job and live off his wages

I actually do think sexual harassment has increased. Pervs are upset that women don’t put up with mild harassment anymore so they turn it up a notch. They think women exist for their pleasure and feel their rights as men are violated when they no longer have access to women’s bodies, so they harass to reclaim what

Yep, there is going to be a very boring explanation for this. I work at a university, our researchers and students use drones for lots of things, and they’re not always aware of rules and regulations. It could be something as simple as a bunch of GIS-students doing field work for a class

Because from a species’ survival point, it makes no sense to have a long childhood. You should get the vulnerable, dependant, non-fertile stage over with as quickly as possible. Leave the nest and be able to feed yourself and hide from predators in a few weeks.

Undetectable poison with a taste that can be masked by KFC gravy 

I don’t know if anyone has died, but people do get sick from new clothes. Skin problems and asthma are quite common. The dyes in synthetic clothes tend to be the worst culprits. Clothes are also usually manufactured months before they get to the store and kept in warehouses and storage containers. To prevent mold and

I don’t know if anyone has died, but people do get sick from new clothes. Skin problems and asthma are quite common.