She can’t dress for the occasion, or for her body, or her age, or her culture or this decade. Every outfit is what I would expect from aliens trying to create a tv-drama set on earth, based on the odd transmission they've picked up so far since we started broadcasting tv from satellites  

Horrible clothes btw. Every single outfit, so meticulously put together, so awful.

That’s what it looks like when the Stepford Daughter goes into power saving mode. They should download a few more stances, like a half profile, a light contrapposto, maybe one where her arms aren’t hanging limp at her sides and program her to rotate those instead of just using the default setting

St Barts is in the same hemisphere as the U.S., western/northern

Yes, there’s fire in space https://www.space.com/13766-international-space-station-flex-fire-research.html

She's only 37?

Clearly you did not see 2012 on a big screen

But what kind of person is bothered by a mother feeding her baby?

The inlaws were right

Is the documentary approved by Greta Thunberg? Her mother wrote a biography about their family, get that instead. The proceeds are donated to charity.

That’s the problem here. He’ll get acquitted, which will make him feel invincible and persecuted all at once, a bad combination with his delusions of grandeur. Bad, bad combination 

What’s he going to say? “Omg, I looooooove all the attention I’m getting!!!! Every instagram like is like a shot of heroin. I didn’t know true happiness until everyone on the internet was discussing my boner, and I owe it all to that CGI nightmare"

You sound like you’d love these orthopedic shoes:

Hospitals are either scary or boring for kids. New toys to distract them are always good. It’s the novelty that counts so it doesn’t have to be elaborate. But if you want to splurge, there are nightlights that projects stars on the walls. They can even make a hospital room seem almost cosy

That worried me too. That she will think her being raped, or her being upset about it was what ultimately landed her dad in prison. That maybe if she had gotten over it faster, or if she hadn't got raped in the first place, her dad would never have done this

Exactly, it was planned, deliberate. How many hours did he spent fantasizing about this?

So this girl was raped, her case was criminally mismanaged, and now her father is going to jail. But at least he got to express his frustrations! Instead of being there for his kid, giving her love, support, comfort, whatever she needs, he decided that his need to get revenge was more important. If there ever was a…

But he's not you. You're not him. Why are your experiences relevant to his situation? 

They’re all just sitting there thinking “oh just die already so I can grab my share of the estate before Melania hides it away in a Swiss bank”. I’m sure every high profile probate lawyer is ready to pounce on his family as soon as he keels over. The division of his estate is going to be a real shitshow, I can’t wait!