Hi, university employee here. Some schools, not all and maybe not yours I don’t know, make the first semester tough on purpose to weed out those that don’t have what it takes to complete the whole programme. It’s better to have people drop out the first semester than to waste the university’s resources on people who…

Sure he can feed himself! But he needs help putting on the bib and securing the lid on the sippy cup

So every future potential employer or date who googles him will find this story. Seems like a fitting punishment since I doubt he'll get much prison time, unfortunately 

And if you want to be nitpicky, those aren’t bones. There is not much of the bones left as they have been fossilized. The bone tissue has been replaced by various minerals.

What about Little Shop of Horrors?

I don’t remember you being bitchy to me, but it’s a nice surprise to see someone apologise on the internet. That does not happen very often so even if it wasn't for me, thank you

Well they're certainly not going to fight for brown kids in cages. Or poor kids. 

I don’t drive, because I live in a country with excellent public transport so there is no need to drive if you live in an urban area. I also got a year’s paid leave with my son, get free health care, paid sick leave, subsidized child care, free higher education and I have never worried that I would be the victim in a…

The baffling scarf does detract from the baffling belt. 

It’s a baffling choice. If someone could explain what she was going for that would be awesome, because I’m baffled.

I thought the proper syntax was "I am shook"?

Google tells me it was the VMAs

You click on the little image icon and upload the image from your device. 

She understands that, and that’s exactly why she picked that dress. A celeb at a sports game hardly gets a blurb in the tabloids, but now she got tons of headlines, social media tags and google searches. She had a taste of fame, liked it and want more. Expect more and wilder stunts in the coming months. Ugh... 

You can mend the tights. It's not that hard but if you've never mended anything, there are classes, books and tutorials on youtube and instagram

But then you make a joke about how they had a literal May-December romance or something

If she wanted a counsellor that told her to get a divorce she would have gone to one, but she obviously wanted to stay married, so she went to someone she knew would tell her that staying married is the right thing to do. She didn’t want advice, she wanted someone to confirm what she already decided 

This is rape by proxy. The lawmakers are making the doctors vaginally penetrate a woman against her will, that's rape

Put her and Miley Cyrus in the same room, maybe they'll annihilate each other in a flash of blinding light and we'll be free