If you really, really want to make sure she’ll never speak with you again, and probably cause a rift in the family, suggest that her infertility was god’s plan for her, and compare fertility treatments to the treatments trans people have. Tell her that she and/or her husband should accept the (barren) body god gave…

And Goldie Hawn. And Meg Ryan. I’m sure Hollywood hairstylists are experts at style hair to strategically cover 45+ women's ears. 

Doesn't that kind of prove he's a lousy performer?

She’s had a complete face lift. Notice how she never, ever wears her hair up? Always two thick curtains covering the sides of her face? That’s because a face lift leaves scars by the ears.

I know, I have lunatics in my country too, but american lunatics like to put a religious spin on their crazy. Or a religious spin on everything really. You wouldn't believe how many of them thank jesus for getting pregnant through ivf. Jesus lives 2000 years ago, I think he would have been freaked out by ivf and…

Ahem. Griddle:

No, but I once browsed through his favourite WH photos with comments from him. Just short reflections, no more than 10-20 words per photo, and he seems like such a mensch. There was one photo that showed Obama from the back, putting his hand on a little boy's cheek, and the boy looks at Obama like he was Santa,…

Remember the cute video of Bo the dog inspecting the WH christmas decorations? That’s how you do a video christmas card. I assume it was by Pete Souza, that man is a genius photographer, and I’m glad he doesn’t work for Trump

I was very nervous when I did IVF, my clinic’s attention to detail was reassuring to me. I’m putting my future in their hands, of course I want them to look professional and I don’t see a problem with them trying to make the experience a pleasant one. I would not have had much confidence in the clinic if they had had…

I’ve done ivf and followed ivf themed hashtags on instagram for a while. There are tons of people who will rail against abortion, talk about all the medical procedures and treatments they’ve gone through to get pregnant and talk about god’s plan all in the same breath. Sometimes they will even get trans people in…

The fertility clinic where I had IVF, which also cryopreserves eggs, is not unlike like the place Osberg visited. They have nice decor, the staff is very welcoming and helpful, and they try to make the experience a positive one. Egg retrieval is no picnic, so I got to rest on a comfy bed in a nice room afterwards, and…

I thought the Sussexes didn’t want to do the royal thing anymore? They’re always moving to Africa or Canada or somewhere. And Harry has certainly never been someone who'd want to wear an apron on TV for a Christmas special

I think she at least could have interviewed someone who has frozen their eggs. I've had ivf, harvesting eggs is an ordeal, you don't do it for the heck of it

I would never bring a non-employee that wasn't my partner to a work party, and I've never heard of anyone ever doing that either. It's a WORK party, not a work PARTY, the onus is still on "work". The idea is that you should bond with your colleagues so that you get along better at work and be more productive. I…

I recall Lindsey Lohan having "pneumonia" a few times

He probably thinks he’s a big hero for missing the annual glutton fest, and being a narcissist, he wants the troops to applaud him for the great sacrifice he made for them. Their sacrifices never entered his mind, narcissists are incapable of consideration for others 

“Similarly, it’s hard to imagine how a small rental service will help address “environmental concerns,” as the BoF piece suggests. A 50-garment trial period in one of the world’s wealthiest countries doesn’t seem like it will do much to offset the effects of H&M’s contributions to the ongoing crisis of…

Yes. And everyone assumes you’re going peeing

People not usually released the next day after an O.D. or mental breakdown

Here's a four-letter-word and a three-letter-word: Fuck off