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Finally, a truck that can haul around your mom.

who commits a robbery and tries to escape in a UHaul

Just for fun, someone should tell these 40 something coaches who act like they grew up in the 1950's that being a team player is just a harbinger of becoming a full fledged socialist. It would confuse the shit out of them for a few minutes

Please tell me he is married to Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Jay Gruden..........failing upwards personified

Normally when someone tells me I won’t unsee something regarding a football player’s leg, I’m expecting an extra knee or backwards foot or something.

If Dan Marino had played hockey:

Deadspin Headline:

Came for this, not disappointed, although my version is a little shorter:

FIFY

Well at least when my son is old enough I’ll know how to get out of being asked to coach...

Today I learned: Sáček is the Czech equivalent of Sanchez.

Ah yes, the old “butt boner.”

On one hand, Ooooooh. On the other hand, Ohhhh.

I always found this dude interesting. If you remember how they talked about him when he was drafted (and the surrounding times), they always talked about how inspiring his story was.  Battling drug and alcohol addiction, kicked out of his father’s house, etc until he found Jesus.  Never once did they talk about this

Q: Who’s Winning The IndyCar Championship This Weekend?

Wait, It’s not the person that wins the Indy 500 ?

“He said that? Jesus.”