The only reason I didn't leave was because I was 9, but man oh man I wanted to.

+1 dancing gif for your Geocities fan page.

This is my favorite photo in the mosaic. I can't believe she even gets internet all the way inside my mom's asshole.

Can we say: Gary Whitta (TellTale Games' The Walking Dead) instead?

Pictured above: A fantastic beast, and where to find it.

I was going to say "The Many Voices of Simpletext" but there is next to no record of them existing on the internet... so I guess not.

+1 Fabio after getting hit in the face with a bird on a roller coaster

Then it began, The God War.

"The space elevator's stuck between floors."

"SHUT IT DOWN!"

No one short of Gary Oldman or Werner Herzog can live up to the delicious villainry of Paul Freeman as Ivan Ooze.

"You saved the cheerleader, so we could save the world."

Oh I'm well aware of the extent of it. I'm just curious as to why, but not curious enough to fall into a k-hole of shipping to try and figure it out for myself.

Can we talk about 'shippers' for a second? Can someone explain to me why these ladies are so into, for lack of a less creepy term... brother touching?

Or, you know, before all of her intrigue and mystery and awesomeness was written out of the show.

The more you comment, the better it is for Gawker, which you hate, so just fuck off.

Is it weird that I read that to the tune of "She's Always a Woman To Me"?

Man, as much as I love how much this show has challenged traditional narrative structure as it exists in most TV shows, I have to say I'm really pumped to see how this season plays out. I can hardly believe what these guys can pull off in 11 minute bursts, I cannot wait to see what they're capable of in long-form.

For years, YEARS... LIKE 10 OF THEM I thought this movie was a fever dream that I hallucinated as a child. I was both enthralled and horribly horribly disappointed when I learned that this was real.

Some commenter on some website at one point suggested that Marvel should scoop back up the rights to Ghost Rider and Punisher etc and do a line of Marvel Knights movies with directors like Nicholas Winding Refn, and Gareth Evans, eventually to have them do an Avengers style team up and so on and so forth. I don't know…