It's like you haven't seen either Taken.

If that's where they're getting their lemonade, I can't imagine where the fudge is coming from.

Closeted Captions provided bi...

Well, that somehow makes this Hogwarts/Kraken fanfiction all the more disturbing. http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/08/fan_fi…

I'll say it again. Futility in repetition.

Futility in repetition.

But shakin' it's all it knows!

I had a Helio Ocean... BUT DON'T CALL IT A PHONE!

Immensely enjoyable... or at least it was when I feverishly read it, cover to cover, in one night, hopped up on (in retrospect, a dangerously large amount of) Adderall in college.

Note to self: get House of Leaves back from sister.

Would you like that Meatyor Vegeterran?

Depending on the cuisine it could also be The Spice Shuttle... serving Lamb Vindalunar

What kind of soup though? I'm hoping for one small leek for man.

Built by a crack team of gastronautic engineers

wait for it... wait for it... buttcrack.

One of my favorite things that anyone has ever said came from my friend Keith, who while surveying the final days of Coney Island's Astroland from atop Deno's Wonder Wheel, in a daydrunk haze of Bud Light Lime and preemptive nostalgia, uttered the phase "So... This is what the future used to be like."

Let me know when they make a liquor cabinet version.

Uranus prolapsed.

Coincidentally I watched this earlier today with a friend who had never seen it. We followed it up with Brian Yuzna's "Society", which keeps in line with the 1980's west coast alien class war vibe but with 100% more shunting.

It was a gift. Glad to see it's being put to good use.