+1 for invocation of the Paley Center

The Black Hole 2: The Black Holes

Nice, Gams.

Science, eh?

John Goodman showing up an hour into C.H.U.D.

I own that actually. It supposedly 'makes the whole movie make sense' but it adds nothing. The amount of back story it gives, compared to the amount of story in the movie is like... comparing an ant to an infinite number of ants. The funny thing is, I don't think the movie is that complicated. Like, it's a fairly…

This is one of the movies I file under "I cannot believe that this exists."

Once you get on the bang bus, you never get off.

It's like you haven't seen either Taken.

NOT WITH ANY ATTITUDE!

YOU CAN'T FAX GLITTER!

I'm going to drop this here because it is my sworn duty to make people aware of this any time Milla Jovovich is mentioned in conversation.

I made the mistake of making this joke before the internet decided it was time for that topic to trend.

I'm really looking forward to Guardians of the Gulag.

Exit Interview Complete

They don't need tunnels. They have wrist transporters.

Currently I'm trying to figure out how sarcastic you can be on an exit interview questionnaire without burning bridges. Anyone have a formula for that?

I haven't had one in a while, so I can't get into the specifics, but they are delicious. I was hoping that the Bareburger FAQ page would have some enlightening information for you on the subtle differences between meats, but alas, all they have is a list of all the delicious meats they serve.

Ostrich as well. Get thee to a Fudruckers!

Well... there's also this.