Why Teri?

I've got one that Timehop reminded me of today actually.

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

All of them, because you're upholding the patriarchy. You conformists.

I don't know about murder, but he is guilty of the worst Oscar Pistorius impression of all time.

Well at least they can clear him of any illegal arms possession charges.

This one is pretty similar: http://kaoir.com/racquel.php#.U…