Australia just doesn't have enough of this weirdness and it's killing me.

In Australia, or at least Sydney, you get about $22 an hour as a casual wait staff worker. Which is good, because alcohol is apparently wayyyyy more expensive here and you need alcohol to survive waiting tables.

Fifty shades of NO. It's like catching your little brother masturbating.

Raven seems like she's gotten even more awesome since That's so Raven ended. GOD I miss her. And her hair is incredible!

That is the coolest thing I've ever seen. You and Ms Cheese have excellent style.

Pictures pleaseandthankyou!

My local supermarket has Christmas food already. I'm going to buy it and I'm not ashamed!

10/10 would date, even in the context of fishy lies (I was trying to do a 'something smells fishy' pun before I realised how much that would make me hate myself.)

Well, I know of a vacancy...

When I was a kid, my family moved into this great house in this really picturesque street. You know the kind, all your friends from school live there and people ride their bikes around and fat, friendly dogs wander the streets begging for double dinners. Turns out that in the front foyer of the house we moved into,…

I feel like Prince should have officiated that event.

NO.

Hah. "[Paltrow/Martin] family's director of security, Tony Abbott." So not Australia's answer to Putin, but his alter ego.