“Ur so hott Will u go out w me”

Huh. I mean... I use Wen. Haven’t experienced this. I really like it actually. I don’t lose more hair with it than with any other hair cleansing product I’ve used.

Roses are red

But then we lost :(

SLC has a massive LGBTQ population that is very active in politics. I truly think SLC is a great city with lots of good people, but Utah is weird man.

Trying to sell treadmills?

I found out last week that I am pregnant after my partner and I spent close to a year trying to conceive. I am overjoyed, elated, excited yada yada, but TBH I already hate being pregnant. I’m hoping much of this will pass once I get to the second trimester, but I feel terrible 100% of the time.

Who let the unattened child in here?

you know how boys start whacking it around 10-11? girls gotta start whacking it earlier too (cause isn’t like the average age when women start masturbating like early 20s?).

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

I know we all like to laugh at BS, but he does seem to be a good boss to work for; especially if you are a Boston or LA sports fan.

I bet that starting the podcast off with the two ads is intended to be as much of a dig at ESPN as anything else. He used to whine to anyone who would listen about ESPN’s inability to effectively monetize his podcasts. (Of course, MeUndies, Squarespace and E-Glue ain’t exactly General Motors. Actually, I’m surprised…

I rarely say this about people. But she deserves all the bad karma that is heading her way right now. That video was so mean and vicious, it actually made me cry. I have Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. And like so many women with the disease, I struggle with my weight. It’s like I woke up in a different body. I went from…

What did I just read?

That made me very happy.