They were pretending they were cruelty-free and aren't. They have the option to not move into that market or to begin required animal testing and remove their cruelty free label. They chose to start testing while assuring customers they weren't to get some of that sweet cruelty free money. If these companies had been…

As a vegan, I attempt to reduce the cruelty I cause by my choices and actions, but I can never live 100% vegan or cruelty free without moving to a hole in the woods and eating only flowers.

Beat me to it!

Not to be confused with frequent Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me guest, Roy Blount, Jr.

Are you in NOLA? So am I, and I've met a La-A. Maybe it's a NOLA thing? :)

I have met a La-a. She was a tween. I have met a Nosmo King (a couple of them), and my mom knew a Female (pronounced Feh-mall-ay) when she was a child.

I think you are exactly right. There are lots of people who believe those things are evil and can become pharmacists as easy as anybody. Are they no longer required to perform the job Walgreens hired them to do?

THIS. Conscientiously object by not being a pharmacist!

My cat REALLY likes lips kisses. I wake up to her scratchy tongue going to town all over my mouth.

You state your opinion is that you do not agree with elective abortion but that you would not want the right to abort for any reason infringed upon. I think I agree.

The little biker toddler is a-frickin-dorable.

I just had to look up Jaycee Duggard. I thought she was one of the Duggar's thirty or so children.

Guess what! In the early 80s, my mom didn't ONCE strap our lab mutt to the roof of our Dodge.

I went through one last year without realizing I had the right to say no without some sort of actual naked search in one of their interrogation rooms or whatever. So I very nervously went through... And told the male agent waving me on to let them know in the back they were about to see something real sexy, because I…

Shit, bitches like texting. I be texting 'em all the time.

Both of your comments are really great and non-snarky explanations for people who aren't as familiar with what's going on in the article. Thank you!

I did.

Stretching the definition of "sexy."

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100% agree.