Sam Mitchell?

Why is every part of his face symmetrical except his lower lip. It’s disconcerting. Why can’t I look away?

I’ll just never be that blown away by “comments” where the guys speak right out of their asses. Sure, he did a great job of generating language from an unconventional orifice, but that’s nowhere near as satisfying as that “LOGIC” sound of the words making sense in the world.

anyone questioning how Lebron treats his body needs to just remember that he’s the same age as Kendrick Perkins, Raymond Felton and Andrew Bogut AND has played 2-3x more minutes than each of them.

The (Healing) Process

Why are you so soft? I don’t even boil the eggs first. Just put them right in the blender shell and all with my whole peanut and chicken cartilage smoothie.

There’s really no better way to eat a peanut. I bet you don’t eat the cartilage off of chicken wings either

Thank you for having the strength to share this. I hear you and empathize with your struggle. You’re not alone.

The scapegoat is in position a full week in advance. Saban doesn’t miss a thing!

Someone contemplating suicide IS terminally ill...just perhaps not from an illness that looks familiar to you

Next up, buy an option to take the highest scorer from your opponent for the week and substitute it for the lowest scorer on your team.

Her kidney and bladder double is really falling down on the job

They could take some cues from the Supreme Court...the justices’ definitions of obscenity are gold

“Your name’s Tomi tonight”

He did, however, record an outfield assist after Demaryius Thomas caught one of his throws on the outfield grass and beat the baserunner to the plate

These two junius’ just combined for the saadast Tyson impression I’ve ever seen

These dudes each lifted over three times their body weight, and are thus allowed to pull all the faces they want.

More like Michael Phlips, amirite???

A more apt comparison would be what do you think it would cost to buy the PGA Tour or USTA? That’s where this is headed.

Ultimately, yes...but they saw the potential of what a likable fighter could do for them now they’re hooked.