i recently went into KIA to buy the new Telluride, cars.com 44.750, the dealers own website 44.750, the window sticker 44.750, i said bag it and tag it ill take it (even tho it had a dent on the hood from someone leaning on it that they were going to get fixed), after going over everything and signing papers they…

I still remember way back in the 90s when I was teen, and we went to replace our family minivan. The salesperson was trying to convince my dad to get the “Security Etching” added on for like $100. My dad simply asked, “So, if a thief takes my car, thrashes it, and busts out all my windows... how does that help at all?”

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

A new Mitsubishi Mirage G4 sedan for MSRP, just bonkers.

They barely even celebrate? C’mon, look at this Boston enthusiasm!

After watching how its already been driven, $36k is looking more like CP than NP

Counterpoint:

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

Comments like these are how I know the current NSX will be considered an absolute classic about 20 years from now. 

As a father of two I can say with confidence and conviction that anyone suggesting a two-door for this job has no idea what they are talking about. Getting a kid into a rear-facing child seat (kids are safest in a rear-facing seat) in a two-door car is way, way more difficult. You might say to youself that it’s OK on…

A 911???? This is a HOOOORRRRIIIBBBBLLLEEEE idea. How do I know, you ask dear reader? I’m 5'11" and have 5 1/2 year old twins... My gorgeous Angels can barely squeeze in the back with booster seats, car seats, HA! HA!, I say.... This guy is 6'6"”, forget it, not a chance!! I don’t take the kids anywhere in my blue…

This thing wins pretty much whenever Manual and Room for (X) being brought up.

You need a really fast wagon with plenty of room for a child seat.

911 is a good suggestion, go upscale.  Don’t get a Challenger... 

+1 on the 911, it will baby for the first 6-7 years just fine. If you must get 4 doors, consider a lightly used CTS-V? No manual (edit: latest gen I believe), but you won’t miss it.

Totally agree. I would recommend a child. It takes a couple years to get them to hold your beer properly but from the age of 3 to 12, you can get 9 years of service out of them as an excellent drink holder. Just be careful after 12, they tend to return empties.

Joking aside, the answer is clearly a early 60's Ford pickup. Who are these people proposing station wagons? Have fun wrestling kegs in and out of the cargo area. The econoline looks great, runs forever (obviously), it’s convenient to load/unload cargo, and when it rains just throw a tarp over your beer 

Low load height, quirky, and cheap? I think I know what you need: