Every single out of warranty Range Rover is a crack pipe.

Don’t low ball me.  I know what I have because it is clean.

I have literally bought cars off Craigslist/FBMarketplace, washed/vacuumed/armor-all’d, and sold the car the next week for $1k profit.

I look forward to the day Amazon sells cars on Prime Day for a crazy discount and then 2 day ships it to a Locker for pickup.  For FREE.

“Congratulations on your new Buick!”

Free with every purchase!

I happen to like my TourX very much! Now, it’s about noon, I’m off to dinner.

On the bright side, when you buy a Buick you instantly become 80 years old, so now this guy can qualify for Medicare and all sorts of discounts on white shoes and salad bars. Pretty shrewd financial maneuvering if you ask me.

I do zero work for the first 30mins every day. It’s RedBull and Jalopnik time.

It’s 7AM in real America buddy. Now I’ll have to go back to clinging to guns and religion when I wake up...

I’m not this type of buyer, but my dad is - and he’s owned one of these. I take this position on any Ferrari with the F1 transmission: No.

Crack Pipe! Like everything on the Internet I expect to pay nothing and get great content daily, or at least 5 days a week at 8 am.

It doesn’t need to be a dealer, as Tom pointed out. Work covered under warranty usually needs to be done by an ASE certified mechanic or shop. But when in doubt, take it to some place that works on cars that cost more than your house if you can find one.

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

I’m surprised their top shelf marketing has failed to move the metal. 

Yep, true. I’m imagining some 75-year-old guy saying “I only drive a standard!” while he grinds his way across I-70 in Colorado towing a $300k trailer with granite countertops.

$30k for a new battery pack??? Holy shit this car is so far in the crack pipe range it’s off the scales!!

Your Tesla couldn’t even make 100k without needing a $30k battery pack?  That’s pathetic.

Seeing as how the picture cuts out on mobile devices (Android anyway), and the picture is grainy, I made it easy for everyone to read.

Sees wagon...