mmmm…butter Clintonites

"Member when I beat Hilary in that election?"

There was a great documentary about him. It closes backstage at one of his shows. It's 5 or 10 minutes past his time to be on stage and nobody can find Don. They eventually find him, shooting the shit and laughing with the janitor. Just a really sweet moment.

Don't engage the righteous lefty. It's unhinged.

ugh..They're the worst…

He's a pro-life Mormon, but dammit I love that man.

I used to have normal Republican friends. Now they are all truthers and Putin fans. The internet has poisoned them.

You need to wake up and realize that they are not crazy, they have SECRET KNOWLEDGE!

You need anti-psychotic medication.

You are very funny.

Ha! You are a dum

I like it when they call me a slave owner because I love my dog.

How long is he going to rely on

I knew a girl whose parents were good friends with Jimmy Swaggart. It was amazing how quickly they changed their abortion views when she turned up pregnant at 16.

Negative Creep for the win.

You are young, dumb and full of cum because no one will sleep with you.

Awww look at you! So much better than everybody else!

It's ok to not like Ghost.

Well, when your band that you started in your teens becomes a worldwide sensation, you don't change the name.

Tom (the singer) is the Trump fan.