Its a tough life being the Hegemon. Would you like our economy to shrink appropriately to our newly diminished status as a world power?

Yes, let the EU build their own military, not piggy back of the US taxpayers military (Whining kids voice)

No. JFK was a bad president that plunged us into Vietnam and was weak-willed in the civil rights movement.

I’m laughing at the idea that you think Melania was ever a super model.

“Super model.”

I’ll eat my hat if he makes it one year without getting impeached.

No they won’t.

Yeah this is why he won the election but got smoked in the popular vote right? Get the fuck outta here with that apologist bullshit. He won because white folks like you pretend to be rational in public but let your fragility show in the privacy of a voting booth. You’re as full of shit as trump is. Try harder.

Or they are doing their jobs speaking for their constituents? 

I have admin powers on Foxtrot Alpha. I could ban you and every other misgendering commenter. Including the responses so far to my comment. And make it a “safe space.”

Ugh... I want to explain the difference between Foxtrot Alpha and Jalopnik at large to you but I really don’t have the energy right now.

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

Not exactly, I just think it’s funny how every little thing bothers him so much. How does a portable shitter have an agenda?

A trip to the Capitol in an open-top limo that slows down at every grassy knoll?

The people who wanted ACA to fail got it to fail because Congress would not step up and prevent such increases. Surprise, surprise, surprise. The end-game for health care is federally managed insurance because private health insurance distorts the market place to justify its existence. So the private insurers did what…

He is not getting the plates because he’s a thin skinned pussy and he knows that people would use the plates to mock him. One photoshopped plate with a dumb message would send him into a Tweet rage. The baby even had the logos on the portable shitters at the inauguration covered up with tape because the company…

The groaning will start literally when 20,000,000 people are relieved from their healthcare and couldn’t afford their pain medicine.

After eight years of Trump questioning Obama’s birth cert., then everything he did during the election, you think one act of “unselfishness” makes everything okay? Nope, you’re not going to win this year. Or next. Or the year after.

Actually they’ve been trying to get these made for months. So far every company they’ve contacted either refused the job or keeps sending the proof back typeset with Make America Hate Again instead of Make America Great Again.

just like performance oriented horses disappeared eh?