Gawker commentors are way more intelligent than the macho bullshit that goes on in here.

Well, maybe if your dumb Limey asses hadn’t cratered the world’s economy, people wouldn’t be pointing at you and calling you stupid racists.

Pete Tong is going to sue.

Hi, RJ!

Is there anything that the Spanish feed isn’t more exciting for?

Y’think they’re humping, do you?

That opinion should certainly be higher, what with all your good works.

You’re either a troll or the most sanctimonious man on the internet. Congratulations on your deep thoughts and meaningful emotions.

Well, you should introduce that great guy from real life to the fellow online; the internet guy is a complete asshole.

I like this. Leaving note for people “I know where you live and you’d better enjoy this lovely afternoon. Here’s a list of book recommendations. I’LL BE WATCHING.”

In reality? Completely plausible.

Modeling career?