But Dredd didn't make any money, so there (tragically)won't be another one.

This is the dumbest thing I've seen today and, holy crap, did it make me laugh. Gracias.

God said that you should shut up cuz you're stupid and stuff.

You're right: Michael Sam hasn't murdered any innocent dogs for his own amusement. Nor has he been arrested trying to smuggle weed through an airport. Also: no Ron Mexico.

Wasn't Zeus a Greek god? I'm pretty sure he'd be okay with gay stuff. :)

You are aware that being black was "against god and nature" in this country up 'til fairly recently, right?

Stop inserting logic and basic engineering principles!

Everyone keeps focusing on the engines/S-foils, but no one's wondering about the Astromech droid.

Tipping was banned in China? How do you ban a city? :)

Consider it my gift you you in awed bewilderment of your ability to make Kinja display copyright symbols and that other thingamabob.

Most of us don't, either. Nor child beauty pageants, rodeos, or TED talk conventions.

Oh, you italicized "ass."

You're not as clever as you think you are.

Or to, you know, help identify the corpses they just created. Either one.

You get slapped: somebody's got to GO.

"Agenda"

So glad you used the Focus for your example: just bought one two weeks ago!

They're not wolves, you nasty piece of business. They're human beings who should have compassion and good judgment.

You're a good person.

That needs to be a GIF.