There is no way a rabbi answered a question that succinctly. Rabbis can't tell you what time it is without a reference to Maimonides, a made-up story about the residents of Chelm, nine paragraphs that begin with "But on the other hand..." and a lengthy examination of why you can't get good bagels outside the tri-state…

Okay, then fuck off, guy.

Lighten up, dude.

No, "Ghoulish Zombie" isn't a race: it's an ethnicity. So this is more a form of cultural apporpriation then racism.

Because anyone's allowed to comment. (Oh, you weren't talking about youself.)

Well, first, you can learn what a comma is.

I'd be upset about this, but as a Giants fan, I don't have a dog in this fight.

All pretty people look alike; all ugly people are ugly in their own way.

Just about to say this: standing someone pretty up against a white background and overlighting the shit out of everything only counts as one idea.

Anti-cat and racist: you should make a ton of friends here.

He might be the most European man on the planet.

I'm more bothered that she keeps pretending to be British.

Dear Texas,

"Throw it into the sun." That's your answer for everything.

The snakes are evil? When was the last time they gassed another species for entertainment?

Incorrect.

You are a good person.I support your endeavors.

People are calling him dumb (well, at least that this a dumb act) because he had something of tangible value that he didn't want. A truly good deed would have traded it for something else of tangible value that someone else needed. We can debate whether or not what he did was good, but I think that we can agree that…

Very nicely stated.

Yeah, or he could have taken the money from selling the car like aznvoodude sugested and bought someone a sandwich. Instead of likes, or awareness, or whatever intangible bullshit might—possibly—come from pushing the thing off the cliff.