But this is what the Honorable Elijah Muhammed teaches us! Also, some exceedingly cray-cray bulshit about white people being aliens.

In the spirit of honesty, I meant to put Tom Sizemore but I couldn't remember his name, so I went wirth Madsen.

Leah Remini and Michael Madsen.

ALL BOB SAGETS GO TO HEAVEN.

That boy is the Cooper Manning of the family.

I know, right? Mexicans are the hardest goddamn workers in the world.

Whatever they want.

Check out this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation…

QUEEN FIGHT!

Haven't these people endured enough?

Dude, "gay collective in the desert?" The town's name is Palm Springs.

She has a woman's body?

Yeah, he was an opera singer in Baltimore and did voice-over work. To supplement that, he did some other stuff. Like everyone else in show biz.

Worked? He's a fucking actor on a fucking television show. He pretends for a living; he's not a fucking working-class hero.

NO. LADY IS LADY, THEREFORE FASCINATING AND COMPELLING.

Michael Sam got a Tony?

Trust me on this one: the girl was a mess.

Before I stopped taking Ambien I:

Not a lovely teardop?

Fuck hobbits.